Watching Sharukh Khan Serenade
Deepika Padukone in HNY (No!!! MY Gosh!!! I have not seen the film, stupid… Nor
do I have plans to see it either… Just talking about the promos) for the
umpteenth of time and also come up for promoting the movies in innumerable
sitcoms, reality show etc. etc… and the help-me-get-Deepika-by-calling–this-number
with a “boyish” grin on his face which is so “Rahul-ish (remember “ naam to
suna hi hoga… hmmm… hmmmm…)
I mean come on man… there is a
shelf live to actors and to be clinging on to the limelight long after the “expiry
date” is over (so to say) is just to be plain naïve or pretending not to
understand the writing on the wall… well what can we say… thank you Sharukh for
all the DDLJ, KKHH,Darr, Anjaam, KANK et al et al… But don’t you get the message
dude… move over uncle and pass on the baton gracefully to the youth brigade…
90’s was such a proud era for us
when we saw you as the quintessential lover boy who could run around the girl
in exotic locale or the character with a difference who could let his seething
rage and caustic anger give vent to the injustice done to him in a manner no
one else did or could… we clapped in dark theatres, over pirated video cassettes
run in rented VCRs and colour TVs watching back to back movies sitting up
sleepless to regale in your glory in the sweet gone by era… You somehow defined
us… Our urge to be different from the earlier generation… to make a statement
that here is a representative of our generation who can do it all and that too
with style and panache… even the way you shouted Madan Chopraaaaaaa was simply ethereal…
Then all of us faded in to the eerie
reality called middle age (some did it gracefully and some did with a bit of a
resistance…but complied we all)… Then we waited and waited and waited some more…
But then we never saw you join the bandwagon… No sir… Not you… You are so
immersed in playing “Rahul… Naam to suna hi hoga… hmmm… hmmm…” role that you
never noticed when the ferry called “middle age” left the shore… For fleeting
moment thereafter we saw you mature in to meaningful (Chak De and Swadesh) and
dare I say “age suitable” role (Mohabattein) which lifted our heart… but not
for you Sir… You simply never could shake off the “Rahul-ish” role nor could
you settle in to something meaningful because you never wanted to take the risk…
Now you could point out to me
saying that I am just saying that coz I am biased and have an “evil vendetta”
against you while the same parameters can apply to the other 2 Khans too… True
Sir… True that with all my heart… But see, as far as Aamir is concerned he
really does not matter to me…with just one film / year he does not even
register in the Bollywood firmament and lately has started playing “ego
satiating” roles which only he and his family can watch… Well Salman on the
other hand is just become another Telugu star poaching on Bollywood… I care for
him in a way that I would for a NTR Jr or a Ravi Teja… So here again I come to
the last hope that Bollywood really had which was you (and you have shown
glimpses of it in your otherwise “Rahul-ish” movies like rab ne bana di Jodi)…
Now you chose to let it flounder as your cash register was ringing as you were
forever raking in the moolah…
We have seen the fate of stars
who failed to notice the writing on the wall what with a middle aged and
obviously obese Rishi ”Chintu” Kapoor dancing away with heroine like Divya
Bharati in sweaters to hide their middle age adipose from making a fool of them…
But even they also had to exit as the niece (Karishma) joined the industry…
Well we hope that same is not the
case with you as you wait for your daughter to enter the industry to make the final
exit… There is still fire and that lil bit of “Madan Chopraaaaa” in you to make
you redefine yourself and come back with mature roles a la Al Pacino, Harrison Ford
or Tom Hanks…
Hence I rest my case with a silent prayer on my lips as we look forward to
our favourite hero of the 90’s again come back with the same fire and passion
and will only be too happy to watch you over sleepless night if not on rented
VCRs and colour TV but on Blu-ray and flat plasma HD T.V…