Rajinikanth facts

Came across some hilarious facts about Rajinikanth... Was almost rolling down laughing...

Enjoy while it lasts... or else... you know Rajini's anger na... ;)

1.  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajinikanth has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikanth.
3. When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
4. Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
5. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
7. Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajinikanth bites frost.
8. There are no races, only countries of people Rajinikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
9. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
10. Rajinikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
11. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajinikanth turnaround kick.
12. When taking the GRE or CAT write “Rajinikanth” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
13. Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
14. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
15. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth
16. If you Google search “Rajinikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen
17. Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
18. James Cameron wanted Rajinikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
19. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajinikanth’s computer. Rajinikanth is always in control
20. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rajinikanth has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
21. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
24. Rajanikanth makes onions cry
    
    Few other common facts about Rajini... LOL
    
    
    
    
    1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
    2. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
    3. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
       
    4. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
       
    5. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
    6. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
       
    7. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
       
    8. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
       
    9. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
       
    10. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
        
    11. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
        
    12. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
        
    13. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
        
    14. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
    15. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
        
    16. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
        
    17. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
        
    18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
        
    19. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
        
    20. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
        
    21. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
        
    22. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
        
    23. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
     And Finally, Ladies and Gentleman... Give it to the man... Rajinikanth...

Where there is a will there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no way.